TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
The sound heard by a listener when holding a seashell to his ear does NOT come from the shell itself. It is the echo of the blood pulsing in the listeners own ear.
26 Things That A
Perfect Guy Would Do
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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. ( AwWw dis iz the best)
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
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Mysteries of the World...
1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
(2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
(3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
(4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
(5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
(6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
(8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
(9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
(10) What do you call male ballerinas?
(11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
(12) Why are Trix only for kids?
(13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
(14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
(15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
(16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
(17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
(18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
(19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
(20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
(21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
(22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
(23) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through both songs real quick to make sure?
You're an Original, an Individual, a Masterpiece. Celebrate that; don't let you uniqueness make you shy. Don't be someone other than the wonder you are. Every star is important to the sky.
WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN...
1. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
2. A Christmas tree always looks good -- even when it's lit.
3. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.
4. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
5. You only have to feed/water it once a week.
6. It's always there to light up your life.
7. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
8. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
9. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
10. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Close your eyes...And go back...
Before the Internet or the MAC
Before semi automatics and crack
Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...
Way back...
I'm talking about hide-and-go seek at dusk.
Red light, Green light.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Mother May I?
Red Rover
Hula Hoops
Running through the sprinkler
Happy Meals
Wait...
Watching Saturday Morning cartoons
Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man
Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
Playing Dukes of Hazard
Catching lightning bugs in a jar
Christmas morning...
Your first day of school
Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
Climbing trees
Getting an Ice Cream off the Ice Cream Truck
A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
Jumping down the steps
Jumping on the bed
Pillow fights
Running 'til you were out of breath
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
Being tired from playing...
Your first crush...
Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7Up" in the class room.
Remember that?
I'm not finished yet...
Kool-aid was the drink of summer
Toting your friends on your handle bars
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
Class Field Trips
When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.
When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance, and another quarter a miracle.
When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry
groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.
Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are still afraid of them!!!
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that!" There's nothing like the good old days! They were good then and they're good now when we think about them.
Share some of these thoughts with a friend who can relate, then share it with someone that missed out on them.
I want to go back to the time when...
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
"Race issue"; meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in"Monopoly"
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
Nobody was prettier than Mom.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA
WHY JESUS IS BETTER THAN SANTA
Jesus is the reason for the Christmas season. Jesus vs santa Santa
rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the
water. Santa comes but once a year ... JESUS is an ever present
help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies
all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ... JESUS
stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when
invited. You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as
close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa doesn't know your name, all
he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ... JESUS
knew our name before we were born. Not only does He know our name,
He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He
even knows how many hairs are on our heads. Santa has a belly like
a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full of love All Santa
can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS offers health, help and hope .Santa
says "You better not cry" ... JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me
for I care for you. Santa's little helpers make toys ... JESUS
makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes , and
prepares a place for you in heaven. Santa may make you chuckle but
... JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts
gifts under your tree ... JESUS became the greatest gift of all and
died on a tree.... The cross. because of his great love for you .
Santa may make you chuckle but ... JESUS gives you joy that is your
strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree ... JESUS became
our gift and died on a tree.... The cross
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly...
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